In case anyone was looking for a last minute gift idea for me, I have some suggestions:
1. Channing Tatum dancing to "My Pony". All day.
2. Really, anyone off of my "list":
3. All of my excess weight to be gone by simply drinking more wine.
4. Better fashion sense....and actually giving a shit about what I look like rather than simply wearing clothes because it prevents me from being naked....which no one wants.
5. A job I like immensely better than the one I currently have.
6. A massage....by a professional. Get your mind out of the gutter, people.
7. For my daughter to listen at least the 2nd time I say something rather than the 40th. I know I'm reaching here....
8. A good night's sleep that is not followed by guilt for not waking up at the crack of dawn to be productive.
9. For my procrastination to go away.....
10. A 2014 in which I am happy and joyful more than I'm not.
See....I don't ask for much. :)
1. Channing Tatum dancing to "My Pony". All day.
2. Really, anyone off of my "list":
3. All of my excess weight to be gone by simply drinking more wine.
4. Better fashion sense....and actually giving a shit about what I look like rather than simply wearing clothes because it prevents me from being naked....which no one wants.
5. A job I like immensely better than the one I currently have.
6. A massage....by a professional. Get your mind out of the gutter, people.
7. For my daughter to listen at least the 2nd time I say something rather than the 40th. I know I'm reaching here....
8. A good night's sleep that is not followed by guilt for not waking up at the crack of dawn to be productive.
9. For my procrastination to go away.....
10. A 2014 in which I am happy and joyful more than I'm not.
See....I don't ask for much. :)
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